What Does Your Man and His Friends Talk About?

Did you just go off the phone with your man? Did you wonder what the loud laughter of Chidi, Kunle and Musa in the background was about? Have you ever asked your boo what he and his friends talk about and he simply says "random guy stuff, football and all?  Does it bothers you? Or are you just interested in finding out?

Oya keep going.

Many of us(ladies) always assume that all our man and his friends talk about is football and politics or perhaps they are busy on their game pads doing what they know how to do best-- play football. I don't know about you but I am marveled at how they do not grow out of that gaming thing. I am telling you this not just based on experience, but from words forced out of the horse's mouth that there is more. They say you cannot force a horse to drink but I have the necessary skill to make it open it's mouth to spit the juice I need. So, if you are interested in the juice I got then girl, you are at the right block. Hold your phone tight and relax with a chilled glass of your favourite drink. 

Cut long story short, our men talk about the following:

The taste of our food
Our unbearable side
Our physique
Our fashion sense.
Our favorite s** style
Our soundtrack(moan)
Yes!  It can get that nasty. Especially if your husband and his friends are notorious clowns.
They also talk about their love for us. Yup!

When there is a gathering of men, there  obviously is the talk of football, politics, general interest and beautiful as well as ugly talks about their women. It is a gathering to lament. It is a gathering to say all the mean things they can't say to our face because they do not want to hurt our feelings.

If you are a good cook, trust that your man brags about that to his friends. He is probably the star of the gathering because the bad cook suffers unending ridicule. They'd make fun of you especially if most of them have had a taste of your bad cooking. In the bid to explain to one who has never tasted your food, one of them would mention how he was tempted to run to the bathroom to throw up all he had eaten but didn't not just because of his love for "his nigga", but his love for you too. Yes! They don't make fun of you because they don't like you but because it makes their gathering a swell one. They'd go ahead to talk about that food Amanda cooked one certain time and how they wished they could have some of that-- they'd urge Amanda's man to make that happen again.

I'll stop here for today until I am in the mood to give you more gist about what your man and his friends talk about.

Is there something I didn't mention or shouldn't have mentioned? Please to let me know in the comment box.