Saturday, 16 April 2016

Thank God It's Saturday!

Saturday is the day I thank God for. You can never imagine my love for Saturday. I don't let unnecessary and even necessary activities get into it. I try my best to settle whatever would make my Saturday a busy one on the weekdays. Saturday is the day I just chill and not give a f**k about the rest of the world. There are things my Saturday forbids.

° God forbid that I WASH on a Saturday.  I'd rather wash every piece I put on as soon as I get back from wherever the hell went to or even wash on Monday early mormor. 

°CLEANUP? Hell hot No! This sister isn't lifting a mop.

°VISIT A FRIEND? Hmmm, this one is a bit tricky. I could go out to wherever is happening hot if the evening is cool.  

°MAKE STEW? This Nigerian traditional Sunday meal stole from my Saturdays.  But that one is in the past. Back then I would make my stew for Sunday on Saturday with all the ginger and garlic in the world. But now? Mbanu! A sister's got to chill on a Saturday.

°GO TO THE MARKET? Capital letter NO! The market is the last place I want to be especially on a Saturday when I know the whole world would be there.

WORK OUT? Saturday is the day every Tom, Dick and Harry visits the stadium.  I don't even want to go deep into this one. Saturday just isn't my workout day.

Saturday is the day I can wake up, curled up in my bed and just blog about my Saturday. I can't wake up on Monday and talk about how EVIL Monday is. Saturday is the day I can be on the phone for as long as forever. I can never miss the chance for a gist on Saturday. I almost never miss the chance. Saturday is the day I have decided to always read a book. Saturday is recuperation day. Saturday is Bae. Saturday is my holy day. GOD bless Saturday.

What do you do and not do on Saturdays?

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